Total Medals Earned: 3,418 (From 515 different games.) Total Medal Score: 45,015 Points
Medals Earned: 25/26 (450/475 points)
Paint the Apollo sculpture
Paint the Atlas sculpture
Defeat the Basilisks
Defeat the Centaurs
Defeat the Cerberus
Cross the Hades river on Charon´s ferry
Paint the Discobolus sculpture
Paint the Eros sculpture
Fertilizes Apolina
Defeat a Medusa
Paint the Poseidon sculpture
Answer the riddles of the Sphinx
Paint the Spinario sculpture
Meet the Fates
Paint the Venus sculpture
Defeat the Amphisbaena
Defeat the Cyclps
Win the race against the Sphinx
Play the Harp of Taurinus
Defeat 2 Harpies
Defeat the Minortaurus
Defeat the Minotaur
Find the Pegasus
Be the master of the maze
Win the Game
Find the secret place
Medals Earned: 3/8 (25/325 points)
Complete the first day
You unlocked the screw
You unlocked the zombies
You unlocked the fire trap
You unlocked the laser
You unlocked the electro trap
Complete The Arena Rush
You unlocked the machine gun
Medals Earned: 10/15 (190/490 points)
Reach 50m
Evade 100 Spike Blocks
Jump 100 times
Evade 20 Death Loops
Evade 20 Flame Bullets
Reach 100m
Jump 500 times
Evade 10 quakes
Jump 1000 times
Jump 2000 times
Reach 300m
Evade 20 Crushers
Unlock all medals
Reach 500m
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 9/17 (205/480 points)
Get killed by an alien.
Get killed by a robot.
Get killed by a zombie.
Unlock all weapons.
Play through every stage.
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smileborg
Kill ZOMG
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 16/30 (95/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
FOREVER ALONE!
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
It takes a lick'n...
Eat a pork chop!
Watch the whole ending.
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 6/20 (35/500 points)
Destroy a battle ship
Destroy a speed ship
Fight against 30 ships at the same time
Make your first upgrade
Play for the first time
Try again after being defeated
Destroy a cruiser ship
Destroy an energy ship
Get the max upgrade of the rockets
Get the max upgrade of the shotgun
Get the max upgrade of the cannons
Destroy an elite battle ship
Destroy an elite speed ship
Try again 15 times
Get more than 31415 points
Get the max upgrade of the machinegun
Survive at least for 2 minutes
Destroy a cannon ship
Destroy a war fan ship
Be the best of All-Time at least once
Medals Earned: 9/11 (125/160 points)
Go to the bathroom.
Examine the books!
Wow, it's like you're Politically Correct™ or something!
Inspiring.
Medals Earned: 4/8 (110/410 points)
Die 10 times
Save 10 fairies
Collect 50 coins
Beat game once
Collect 150 coins
Beat game and die no more then 3 times
Get all stars
Medals Earned: 4/13 (40/450 points)
Finish the tutorial.
Enter a rift.
Find the incomplete area.
Finish Fuzor's story.
Finish the first level for each character.
Get at least a bronze in all Naaij levels.
Finish Mell's story.
Get at least a bronze in all Fuzor levels.
Finish Naaij's story.
Get at least a silver in all Fuzor levels.
Get at least a silver in all Naaij levels.
Get a gold in all Fuzor levels.
Get a gold in all Naaij levels.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (25/500 points)
Bully your own boss.
Bully the weak.
Defend the weak.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Become one with the desert
Find the adult pleasure.
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Complete the Game.